A mask is a seatbelt is a helmet is a meat thermometer is a…

I wear a seatbelt in a car in case I get into an accident.

I wear a helmet on a motorcycle to protect my head in case I get thrown off.

I check the temperature of the meat before I take it out of the oven in case there was any bacteria that could make me sick.

I put on sunscreen when I’m going to be outside for awhile in case I get just the right amount of exposure for skin cancer.

I wear a mask when I go to the grocery store in case I have COVID so I don’t give it to anybody else.

The only one that offends Republicans is the one Fox News says infringes upon their civil liberties. They don’t have a problem with preventative measures designed to protect yourself but a mask is just a step too far because it’s there to protect others from you.

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