Vice: Anti-Maskers Ready to Start Masking—to Protect Themselves From the Vaccinated

A conspiracy ripping through the anti-vax world may finally drive some anti-maskers to do the unthinkable: wear a mask and keep their distance.

The conspiracy—which comes in several shapes and sizes—more or less says the vaccinated will “shed” certain proteins onto the unvaccinated who will then suffer adverse effects. The main worry is the “shedding” will cause irregular menstruation, infertility, and miscarriages. The entirely baseless idea is a key cog in a larger conspiracy that COVID-19 was a ploy to depopulate the world, and the vaccine is what will cull the masses.

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Us: Wear a mask to protect others from getting sick!

Them: COVID is a hoax!

Us: We’re getting vaccines to protect ourselves from you people who won’t stop spreading COVID!

Them: Ugh, now I have to wear a mask so I don’t catch your vaccine spores!

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