HuffPo: Shelby Houlihan Blames Positive Steroid Test On Pork Burrito

Shelby Houlihan, the American record holder in the 1,500 and 5,000 meters, posted on social media that she’s been banned for four years following a positive test for what she concluded was a tainted pork burrito.

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I was ready to write this story off as another athlete caught doping and trying to lie about it, but maybe she’s telling the truth. I found a study showing the link between nandrolone and eating pork as early as 2002.

Should one positive test (which could be a false-positive!) for a banned substance get you kicked out of your career for four years or should there be a follow up? She had her hair tested to prove there had been nothing in her system over time and submitted to a polygraph, and neither of those sound like the actions of someone trying to pull one over on the competition.

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