Pumpkin Spice Putin still Pissy Pouting over Presidential Privilege

Loves, I am so tired! There is some kind of chilly hurricane slash warm nor’easter slash October monsoon happening outside my window. My headwrap came off in my sleep last night so I look like Who Shot John and buried the body. I have to use my janky old mouse because the bluetooth mouse no longer wants to meese. And! I realized this morning that I have been using the wrong bless-edt yard for a coat I’ve been working on for a week.

Why do I have to have all this strife on top of a dysfunctional and crumbling government?

President Joe Biden has rejected another request from his predecessor Donald Trump to cover up Trump’s role in the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol designed to keep him in power despite losing the 2020 election.

Trump himself continues to suggest he will run for the 2024 GOP nomination and is using his Save America committee’s money to continue spreading the same falsehoods that culminated in the violence of Jan. 6.

(cont. HuffPo)

Joseph Robinette Essence Hall Pinkett Smith is really in an impossible position. Regardless of the fact that Democracts are feckless pushovers and Biden is two steps from the Upper Room, I do not envy being the President who comes in to clean up after an orange baby shit all over the carpet. Not since Ford taking over for Nixon have we seen DC in such disarray, and while Ford pardoned Nixon so we could move on as a country (and once again not hold powerful men responsible for their crimes), Biden doesn’t really have that option.

There’s a dusty orange terrorist running around the country collecting funds and whipping stupid racists into a frenzy of anarchy. He has gotten millions of people to believe the election was stolen and the US has a fraudulent President. The evidence that he knows the election was not stolen and that he incited a riot to steal it is in the paper trail he does not want to turn over. Robinette needs Congress to have those papers!

So what does Mango Mussolini do? He keeps giving speeches at Y’all Qaeda functions claiming that he has Executive Privilege. He says the fact that Biden is refusing to allow him that privilege is proof that we stole the election, and then more campaign donations flow in.

It’s the worst catch 22. Ignoring the riots is evidence that Trumpistan was right to attempt overthrowing the government. Investigating the riots and denying The Toddler Terrorist his rights (to a privilege that is not even enshrined in a law) is proof that we stole the election.

And all of this ::waves hands wildly at everything:: is why I do not bother fooling with people who traffic solely in untruths! At this point, there is a sizeable portion of the population who will never believe that we have a legitimate President. So boo to them. Robinette needs to do his job as President and to hell with any procedural norms expected by Kim Jong Orange or his followers. They were not concerned about norms while he was pissing all over the Oval Office and trying to start nuclear wars on the toilet watching Fox News with his phone in one hand and a McGriddle in the other.

Get all the papers. All the call logs and memos and voicemails and internal documents. Read em out loud so we all know. Charge some people with treason! Anything. Something. I’m tired of so much nothing. The last time white supremacists failed to overthrow the government, we let the leaders off with a slap on the wrist and now a whole genre of people think “The South Will Rise Again!” is an entire personality. You live in Wisconsin, Jimothy. Take that stupid flag down.

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