Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are officially dating.

Well, I didn’t have this one on my Bingo Card, but I also didn’t have Kristen Stewart and Lady Gaga as Oscar frontrunners either.

A source close to Kim tells E! News the 41-year-old reality star and 28-year-old Saturday Night Live comedian are officially dating: “They are really happy and seeing where it goes.”

“Pete has told her he doesn’t want to see anyone else,” noting Kim apparently feels the same. “She is telling some people they aren’t super serious but she isn’t seeing anyone else… She’s trying to not make a big deal about it but is super into him.”

(cont. E!)

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are officially a couple and you know what? I think that’s excellent. I wish I had a funny comment about it, but I genuinely think they are two goofy people under weird public pressures who are probably very relaxed around each other and have a lot of fun together.

Is Pete THE most attractive guy? Not really, you probably have to get to know him and he gets hotter. Plus, we know he got that hammer. But hello, Kanye looks like an angry chipmunk so what’s Kim’s track record? Besides, she built like a plastic ant. The leagues are not that different.

I hope they have big fun for as long as they’re together. And I hope they both feel like they hit the jackpot.

And I hope she’s using birth control because, as happy as I am for them, nobody needs to be tied to Pete Davidson as the father of your children.

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