One thing about me, I *will* absolutely watch anything starring Jennifer Mediocre Lopez and I will enjoy the absolute fuck out if it too!
When I heard JLo and Maluma had a movie coming out, I did not expect Owen Wilson to be standing by with a buck of cold water dashing my hopes and dreams. There are few leading men in Hollywood I would accept as being hot enough to exist next to Jennifer Lopez and draw breath, and I assure you Owen Wilson is not even remotely near that list. But if the goal is to watch the most glamorous pop star on the planet have a mental break and marry literally Some Guy, I can’t think of a more nondescript nobody than Owen Wilson.
The thing about JLo is, I can’t say that I think she necessarily excels at anything. She’s an average singer, an average actress, and an average dancer, but I do think mama has taste. There’s something to be said for the Talent of Discernment, and I feel confident that if Jennifer Lopez has put her name on it, it’s going to be an enjoyable experience, whether it’s perfume or a single or a new movie.
And did you see her trynna belt her little tune? JLo was hitting notes and they weren’t kicking her ass back this time! C’mon, vocal coach! She’ll never be Whitney, but she’s come a long way since “If you had my love and I gave you all my trust, would you be offkey with me….”
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