The ANOINTED(!!!!) Britney Jean Spears

Y’all. Britney Spears is free and we are still thankful!!!! Let the church say Amen.

And let Britney Spears herself sing those praises to our Lord & Savior Jesus Herbert Christ.

Whitney Houston biopic when?! 

Tasha Cobbs Leonard is shaking you guys. Yolanda Adams has quit gospel because she cannot compete! Britney has been dabbed with the oil! How else can you explain a third Mary so seamlessly and flawlessly blending in with the definitive pop-gospel crossover of our generation.

https://twitter.com/loneamorphous/status/1473792524741402628

Don’t you just wanna praise Him?! Hallujah! Ishouldaboughtahonda! Just in time for Jesus’s birthday too. A moment from a true vocalist is exactly what I needed on today.

The ANOINTED Britney Jean Pace.
The SANCTIFIED Britney Clark Sheard.
The MOST HOLY Britney Spears-Winans.

Amen.

(PS. Listen to Femme Fatale for good credit, improved muscle tone, a balanced diet, and a secondary ketamine high this season.)

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